#TMAGP epilogue

[rqgender]

Today's gender is multiple counts of negligence, incompetence, possibly even corruption

[justicewasserved]

I just can't get over the switch from "I'm in charge now" to "where's the manual" Gwendolyn Bouchard you would be killed by a light breeze

[james-spooky]

what if you were GAY and inside a COMPUTER with your BOYFRIEND and your EVIL BOSS and a random IT WORKER

[ceaselessims]

melanie and georgie sitting sam down and playing all 200+ tape recorders for him and he hears jon speak for the first time

[soullessstare]

I know we often associate the canary with Sam, but I think Collin was the canary.

From the start he was singing the dangers of the job, trying to warn off everyone else. He tried to warn them, to save everyone by destroying the servers.

In the end, no one paid any mind to his voice until it was gone and he was dead. He died caged in the thing he tried so hard to escape, like a canary taking its last breath deep below the ground caged by the rocky walls that would spell its doom no matter how hard it sang.

[no-tengo-ojos]

Hey Gwen! I can't help but notice that you were looking for some handy manuals and guides for your new job and there just so happens to be a library full of books for that specific need! It's called the library of Jurgen Leit- [I am shot several times]

[nanaarchy]

SEND THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS TO TOTALLY USHANKA THEM!!!!

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

I looked up what a server wrack is and um. It’s not looking good for Colin.

It either ate him, or he became one with it, or he’s just dead and his body has been… crammed in there? He seemed so resigned when he was on the phone to Alice, like he knew if she didn’t come to help him, that was it. He also called the system Freddy which I think he commented before he doesn’t like when it’s given a proper name?

There’s a lot of statements about being devoured or becoming something else… I’m scared. Terrified even.

[rebeccasteventaylor]

I will not believe Colin is dead until there are at least three people saying specifically ‘Colin is dead’, a DNA test and a seance where Colin comes back and says ‘I’m dead’

[future-spacecowboy]

[vpstrange]

I’m delusional and you can’t prove me wrong till season 2🤝

[witchinatree]

hey. this seems like it is not very good. personally! i think this is actually quite bad

[justicewasserved]

I'm sure the now completely understaffed OIAR run by someone who thinks she'll learn how to do her job from a manual will be fine

[a-little-beastie-most-foul]

compact colin we call him

[ceaselessims]

can you fucking imagine

you are georgie, melanie, and basira. you have just spent 6 months in literal hell on earth that your estranged coworker started. said estranged coworker and his boyfriend have been presumed dead after the building they were in collapsed on them. you are sad but resigned bc this estranged coworker was the embodiment of fear and now all the fears have left.

and then suddenly the big rift spits another embodiment of fear, tape recorders and all, right back at you.

i'd be so fucking mad

[eighthman-bound]

One of the ‘What If’ episodes should be what if Lena really did leave an instruction manual behind for Gwen